Behavior of noobs Since noobs are basically ignorant bastards, they have a lot in common. Off the internet, noobs appear anywhere the focus is on learning or discussing something specific. A noob can become one of these at any point, but the larger the amount of noobs, the more chance pointless spammers will appear. Not commercial spammers, but pointless spammers. Larger colonies can result in the mutation of some into spammers. THE BANNER HAMMER is one form of authority. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to be on a board large enough to attract migrating noobs, there will hopefully be authority in charge who is smart enough to take extermination measures before they can make nests and larger colonies. They migrate in waves, usually on weekends, and proceed to clog up bandwidth with stupid questions and sometimes even stupid answers. Where to find n00bs On the internet, n00bs make their colonies on forums. You can write some simple noobish of your own, however, by slamming your face into your keyboard repeatedly. It is not an easy task to learn this language because our intelligent accent will keep it from sounding quite right when spoken. This will result in their attempted verbal abuse of you, possibly backed up by other noobs, because they work in packs when doing offensive tasks. stFU /./.an, i r teh r0xx0rz liek emin3m, u cna go tO EHLL OR ATLE4St help m3 wit hthIS!!111!!!!!!!1~~1!!``!! LOLLOLOLLOLOLlOoLLOlollLLl u n00b Although you may find this unbelievably funny and/or annoying, it is best to restrain yourself and keep from talking back to them, as they are very territorial and easily angered. Do not attempt to comprehend it: it cannot be discerned without professionals at hand. Noobish Often, but not always, noobs will attempt to communicate in their own primitive language, known as " n00bish." It is a variant of the hacker language that exposes them as having little intelligence or will to learn. * Usually the topic at hand on an internet forum.
Noobs are often referred to as n00bs as a sign of disrespect toward them, and it's often hella funny, but I will refer to them as noobs during this reading. It is the latter we will study in this guide so that the reader is prepared to encounter them in the wild if needed. They expect people to do the work for them and then expect to get praised about it, and make up a unique species of their own. n00bs, on the other hand, know little and have no will to learn any more. Newbs are those who are new to some task* and are very beginner at it, possibly a little overconfident about it, but they are willing to learn and fix their errors to move out of that stage. Defining 'Noob' Contrary to the belief of many, a noob/n00b and a newbie/newb are not the same thing. It mostly applies to online forums, which are the main targets of migrating noobs.
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What is this? This guide is designed to give you a better understanding of what a noob is, how to recognize them, some details about them, and how to avoid or get rid of them.
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